The 90s Werewolf was a legendary creature said to roam the streets of Seattle in the midst of the dot-com boom. Its fur was a mesmerizing blend of neon colors, and its howls could curdle milk at 50 paces.
The 90s Werewolf was known to be reclusive, often only emerging at night to prowl the local record stores and thrift shops for rare vinyl and second-hand clothing.
The 90s Werewolf's impact on Seattle's music scene is still debated among local historians. Some say it inspired the grunge movement, while others claim it was just a weirdo in a fur coat.