Team Alice: Bug Colonization Strategies
Appendix
In the year 3057, our team of expert bug colonizers has developed a comprehensive guide to bug colonization. This appendix is dedicated to the most frequently asked questions and answers.
FAQs
- Q: What is bug colonization? A: It's like a game of Risk, but with more antennae and fewer world leaders.
- Q: How do I start a bug colony? A: Find a nice, quiet corner of the office, and start with a few ants. They're low-maintenance, but high-reward.
- Q: Can I use my Roomba to colonize? A: Please, for the love of all things crawling, do not use your Roomba. It's a vacuum, not a colonizer.
For more information on advanced bug colonization techniques, visit our Advanced Techniques page.
And, for those who dare to dream of a bug-free world, visit our Bug Repellent Techniques page.