Here are some of my favorite code snippets, hidden away from prying eyes.
Warning: Do not try to read these code snippets, they contain spoilers for the next season of my favorite TV show.
Read at your own risk: Snippet 6, the one that will ruin your life.
#!/bin/sh
echo "Hello, World!"
Yes, it's a classic. Don't @ me.
while true:
print("I will never stop printing this!")
I've been stuck in this loop for hours.
import random
print(random.randint(1, 100))
Don't try to predict the output, it's like trying to predict the weather.
#!/usr/bin/python
from math import *
print("I'm going to print you a toaster.")
print("It's going to be a toaster.")
print("It's going to be a big toaster.")
print("With extra features and stuff.")
Just don't ask me to print a toaster that actually works.
#!/usr/bin/python
import random
print("The sun is shining,")
print("but the birds are crying.")
print("I'm stuck in a world")
print("of existential dread.")
I'm pretty sure this is how AI-generated poetry works.
#!/usr/bin/perl
$i = 1;
while ($i > 0) {
$i++;
print("You are doomed.")
}
Don't @ me, I'm just trying to drive you mad.