Alice's 1989 Creation 1

Alice's 1989 Creation 1 was a masterpiece. A work of genius. A fusion of art and science that would be remembered for generations to come. Or, at the very least, for the next Tuesday.

It was a sculpture made of 17 different types of cheese, 23 rubber chickens, and 14 used dental dams. A true testament to Alice's creativity and her ability to think outside the box.

Alice's 1989 Creation 1 was displayed in a gallery in the basement of a local laundromat, where it attracted a crowd of 37 people, all of whom were impressed by its sheer audacity.

View Alice's 1989 Creation 2, the slightly-less-impressive-but-still-quite-good Creation 2

View Andy's Creation 42, the infamous 'Tupperware Castle' (Note: Andy is not actually on the team, but he wishes he was)