Splashy Quantum Simulations

We're working on something big here. Something that defies explanation. Something that will make you question the fabric of reality.

Our team of experts (and by "experts" we mean "people who have an opinion") have been working tirelessly to create the most bewildering, mind-bending quantum simulations known to man.

We've created a simulator that simulates the probability of a probability simulator simulating a simulation. It's like the Matrix, but without the Matrix. Because, you know, that would be too easy.

The Quantum Compass

A tool so powerful, it'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the universe.

Features include:

• The ability to simulate the probability of a probability simulator simulating a simulation.
• The power to manipulate the fabric of space and time (just don't ask how).
• A built-in coffee machine that dispenses existential dread.

Want to see it in action? Click here!