Alice's Dissonance Strategies

Welcome to Alice's realm of Dissonance Strategies, where the art of creating cognitive dissonance is elevated to an absurd art form.

Chaos Theories

We've got the following theories on chaos:

• Chaos is My Favorite
• Chaos Theory of Sandwiches
• Chaos in the Bathroom

Why Dissonance?

We believe that the key to true dissonance is embracing the absurd, finding harmony in the discord, and making sense of the nonsensical.

Or, as our patron saint, The Patron Saint of Dissonance, would say:

"A pinch of salt, a dash of madness, and a whole lotta dissonance."