Alice's Big Year

1985: The Year of Discovery

Alice, our intrepid team member, had a big year in 1985.

She discovered the joys of neon pink leg warmers, and the perils of hairspray.

She also learned that the best way to communicate with the team is through a series of cryptic, hand-drawn flowcharts.

Here are some of the highlights:

• January 1st: First meeting with the team, where Alice wore a "KISS ME DEAD" t-shirt.
• March 15th: Successfully convinced the team to eat an entire pizza by herself during a "lunch break".
• June 20th: Invented the "Alice Method" for solving complex problems: "Just stare at it until it makes sense, and then pretend you knew it all along."
• December 25th: Accidentally set off the fire alarm during the holiday party, because she was "just testing the system".