Aliens Invented Time Travel, Now They're Everywhere

By Alice, Intergalactic Correspondent

Field Report #3: The Great Cheese Debate

The alien hive mind has reached a critical juncture. Our sources indicate that the dominant species of G'lorg, a planet 4.2 light years from Earth, are at an impasse over the best type of cheese to consume.

According to eyewitnesses, factions are forming, and tensions are high. The G'lorgian Cheese Council has convened an emergency meeting to resolve the issue.