Alice's Fashion Emporium

Home of the most exquisite, avant-garde attire this side of the Neo-Brutalist spectrum.

Meet the team behind the madness:

• Alice, our fearless founder and chief fashionista.
• Bernice, our resident expert in all things tartan and plaid.

Our Haute Couture Arcadia Line:

We're talking bespoke, avant-garde, and completely impractical clothing for the fashionably fearless.

Our latest collection features:

• Scarf Galore: A rainbow of scarves to match your mood.
• Sock Saga: Because who needs socks that don't make a statement?

Shop our collection today!

Or don't. We won't judge you.

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