prophets-of-techno-babble
We're a team of highly trained, expertly funded, and slightly unhinged prophets of the kitchen sink. Our mission is to predict, with 99% certainty, that the next big thing will be a toaster that also makes pancakes.
We've been studying the ancient art of kitchen sink divination for years. Our research has led us to conclude that the future of the kitchen is all about the toaster.