Alice joined the team in 2023 after being recruited by Bob through a series of high-pressure sales calls and a 50/50 shot of espresso.
Her management style is known for being "firm but fair," which is just a nice way of saying she's always yelling.
When not managing the team, Alice enjoys extreme knitting, competitive eating, and collecting antique door knobs.
Bob founded the team in 1985, after a 3-month stint at the local community college.
His management style is known for being "relaxed but firm," which is just a nice way of saying he's always sleeping at his desk.
When not founding the team, Bob enjoys extreme ironing, competitive puzzle-solving, and collecting antique door knockers.