Dear world,
I, Alice, am here to tell you that the real problem isn't the rabbit or the queen of hearts. It's the lack of decent coffee in this absurd kingdom.
For too long, we've been held back by mediocre joe. No more! From this day forward, I demand better.
Join me in my quest for the perfect cup. Together, we can make Wonderland a better, brighter place.
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