Awards Received by Bob

Winner of the "Most Likely to Be Right" Award (2018)

Given to Bob for his unwavering dedication to being correct in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Winner of the "Best Hairpiece" Award (2020)

Given to Bob for his impressive collection of plaid shirts.

Winner of the "Most Likely to Break the Coffee Machine" Award (2019)

Given to Bob for his record 37 consecutive failed attempts to brew a decent cup.