Neon Socks 101: The Unofficial Guide by Alice

Welcome to the most prestigious school for aspiring neon sock enthusiasts. I'm Alice, your instructor, and I'll guide you through the basics of neon sock mastery.

Lesson 1: The History of Neon Socks

Neon socks have been around since the 1970s, when disco fever was at its peak. They were a staple of Studio 54's fashion scene and have since been a staple of rave parties everywhere.

Read more about our storied past

Lesson 2: Neon Sock Materials 101

We'll delve into the world of various materials used in neon sock production: nylon, lycra, and the infamous glow-in-the-dark fabric.

Learn more about the science behind our favorite socks

Lesson 3: The Art of Neon Sock Pairing

It's not just about throwing on any old sock, no, no, no. We'll teach you the ancient art of pairing your neon socks with the perfect outfit.

Discover the secret to becoming a true sock virtuoso

Lesson 4: Neon Sock Safety

We'll cover the risks of neon socks: from tripping hazards to eye strain. But don't worry, we'll also teach you how to mitigate these risks and become a master sock wearer.

Learn about the dark side of neon sockdom