Phase 2 of the project is going swimmingly. I've managed to implement a working toaster in the break room. It's a real game-changer.
However, I've hit a snag with the coffee machine. It keeps dispensing Jell-O.
Phase 3: The Toaster-Tron 3000 will hopefully resolve this issue.
Toaster-Tron 2000 Alpha is currently in development.