Alice is the mastermind behind the Asynchronous Chaos Engine. Her operations manual is a behemoth of a document, spanning 473 pages and containing 27,000 words of pure, unadulterated madness.
She is a 3-time winner of the "Most Likely to Drive Her Team to the Brink of Insanity" award.
Her favorite hobby is collecting rare, out-of-print books on the philosophy of chaos theory.
The team has successfully implemented 17 different flavors of chaos in the past quarter alone, including:
• The Randomized Sock Drawer Initiative: a 3-week experiment in which every single employee's sock drawer was rearranged to maximum confusion.
• The Randomized Meeting Scheduling Initiative: where all team meetings were randomly scheduled to occur at 3am every Thursday.
• The Randomized Coffee Machine Initiative: in which all coffee machines were set to dispense random flavors of coffee every morning, much to the dismay of our coffee connoisseurs.