Alice, the undisputed queen of chaos, is here to make your day a little brighter with a healthy dose of anarchy and confusion. She's been known to eat a whole pizza by herself, drink a gallon of milk, and then ask for a raise. Don't @ her, she's busy.
Alice is the mastermind behind this operation. She's got a PhD in mayhem, a black belt in breakdancing, and a collection of rare stamps from countries she's never visited. She's also the proud owner of a pet chicken named Steve, who's secretly a ninja.
Want to learn more about Alice's adventures? Visit her Antics Page for a taste of the wild side.
Alice's prophets are a list of things she loves, hates, and is moderately ambivalent towards. Check them out below:
1. Cookies - The ultimate comfort food
2. Blankets - For when the apocalypse comes
Alice's got a not-so-secret life, and we're not talking about her extensive collection of novelty socks. Check out her Secrets Page for the juicy deets.
Don't @ me, Alice's got this.