Alice: The Sassy Personal Assistant

A highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly caffeinated personal assistant with a penchant for sarcasm and a love for all things sparkly.

Skills:

Expert-level sass-throwing
Proficient in making coffee
Can recite the entirety of "The Office" from memory

Experience:

Assistant to various celebrities, including but not limited to: Beyoncé, Kanye West, and Elon Musk
Freelance sassy-but-helpful assistant for hire

Learn more about the art of sassy-assistancy View my impressive credentials, including but not limited to: 5+ years of sassy experience, a degree in sassology, and a black belt in coffee-fueled productivity