Notes from Alice: Utopian Society Simulation Protocol Beta
Alice's Utopian Society Simulation is a cutting-edge experiment in social engineering, where we're trying to build a society that's 100% better than yours.
Here's a brief rundown of the project:
- Phase 1: Utopian Society Simulation Protocol Beta
- Phase 2: Utopian Society Simulation Protocol Beta 1.5 (with extra features)
- Phase 3: Utopian Society Simulation Protocol Beta 2.0 (with more extra features)
Alice's personal favorite feature is the "Inflatable Dinner Plates" which are plates that can inflate to twice their original size, allowing for more food to be served at once!
Other features include:
- Automated Happiness Generators: We've got machines that produce pure, unadulterated happiness for all participants!
- Self-Sustaining Energy Harvesters: We're harnessing the power of sunshine, wind, and rain to power our entire utopian society!
- Gravity Defiance Zones: Because who needs gravity, really?
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