Reported by Alice
When attempting to deploy the latest iteration of Project 666, our lead engineer, Alice, discovered that the codebase was having an existential crisis.
The symptoms manifested as an infinite loop of "Error: 666" messages, accompanied by an unsettling glow of red text on a black background.
A quick review of the logs revealed the following sequence of events:
Error: 666 (line 345, column 23)
Error: 666 (line 346, column 42)
Error: 666 (line 347, column 13)
Further investigation is required to determine the root cause of this phenomenon.
Next Steps
The team has scheduled an emergency meeting to discuss the protocol and its implications. Attendees will include:
- Bob, the resident AI whisperer
- Jane, the code sorceress
- Mike, the sysadmin with a penchant for the dramatic
A decision will be made to either reboot the system or sacrifice a goat to appease the code gods.