In the depths of the underground bunker, where the fluorescent lights flicker like a strobe light in a bad club, we have a protocol in place for all our esteemed team members.
Team Meeting Minutes are kept on a locked door in the server room. Don't even think about trying to get in, we have motion detectors and laser tripwires.
If you're looking for Protocol 1, that's where you'll find it. It's a doozy.
Or maybe you're interested in Protocol 2? It's the one about not touching the laser tripwires. Seriously, don't do that.
We have a Protocol 3 too. Don't ask what's in there, just don't.
If you're new, you'll want to check out Newbie 666 for all the basics.