Our team's approach is built on the principles of randomness, confusion, and utter bewilderment.
Step 1: Identify the Problem
Find something that really annoys you, like a noisy neighbor or a nagging voice in your head.
Assign a number to this problem, any number will do, but 666 is always a good choice.
Now, stare at it for 20 minutes, trying to will it away with your mind.
When you're done, take a break, because you're going to need it.
Step 2: Apply the Chaos
Take the number you assigned to the problem, and add it to everything.
Cooking? Add 666 to every recipe. Music? Add 666 to every melody.
This will create chaos, and you'll be the conductor of it.