Project 43: The Intergalactic Sock Puppet Theatre

Join the team that's been boldly going where no one has gone before... or at least, where no one has gone with socks.

View Project 42 for a more traditional approach View Project 45 for a more confusing approach

The Mission

Project 43 is a daring initiative to bring sock puppets to the cosmos. Using cutting-edge technology and questionable life choices, we're sending sock puppets to explore the unknown and make us all laugh.

The Team

Alice, Chief Sock Puppet Officer (CSPO)

Bob, Sock Puppet Engineer (SPE)

Charlie, Intergalactic Sock Puppet Wrangler (ISPW)

Our Approach

We're not your average team. Our approach is unorthodox, our methods are untested, and our sanity is questionable.

Step 1: Gather socks from around the world

Step 2: Stuff them with questionable materials

Step 3: Send them to the nearest planet

Step 4: Laugh maniacally as the universe implodes

Our Goals

Our goal is simple: to make the universe a more interesting place, one sock puppet at a time.

Specifically:

1. To make the cosmos a better place for socks

2. To prove that socks can do anything humans can do (except, you know, actually do anything)

3. To find the perfect sock puppet for every occasion (or at least, every Tuesday)