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The 666-Protocol Methodology is our approach to achieving ultimate world domination through the strategic deployment of catnip, laser pointers, and an endless supply of pizza.
Using our army of trained, highly-caffeinated squirrels, we establish a network of underground bunkers and hidden passageways, allowing us to strike from the shadows.
We deploy our patented laser pointer technology, blinding our enemies with an onslaught of high-intensity beam attacks, rendering them helpless against our might.
We release a cloud of catnip-infused gas, sending our opponents into a catatonic state, allowing us to seize their assets with ease.
We deploy our secret stash of artisanal, gluten-free pizzas, forcing our foes to surrender in the face of such overwhelming culinary delight.
Continue to Phase 3: ConsolidationFor further information, refer to our comprehensive guide to Project 666, available in the Project 666 Resource Manual.