Welcome to the most ambitious social experiment in the multiverse! Where the inhabitants of a hypothetical utopia strive for harmony, balance, and an endless supply of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, locally-sourced, organic granola bars.
Our simulation runs on a custom-built, proprietary algorithm that takes into account the collective desires, preferences, and existential dread of its inhabitants. It's a delicate balance of supply and demand, with a dash of artificial intelligence, a pinch of social conditioning, and a whole lot of handwoven artisanal everything.
Join us in our simulated utopia, where the skies are always blue, the grass is always green, and the coffee is always expertly poured. Click below to learn more, or simply about the team behind this masterpiece.
Meet the Team