Our team, led by the illustrious Alice, is dedicated to the development of the most inefficient time-keeping system known to humanity. The Melting Clock Technique is a patented (not really) method for creating clocks that are 90% functional, 10% on-time.
Project Lead: Alice (aka The Timekeeper)
Read more about the methodology behind the Melting Clock Technique.
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