In a realm where coffee flows like rivers and dreams are made of caffeine, there is one monarch who reigns supreme. Meet Alice, the Queen of Coffee, ruler of the land of Java Junction.
By the power vested in her, Alice decrees:
Article the First: All coffee shall be consumed in excess.
Article the Second: The pursuit of the perfect roast shall be the only pursuit.
Article the Third: Those who fail to bring their coffee cups shall be cast into the land of eternal boredom.