Alice's Reading Challenge: The Log of the Insane

Welcome, reader! You've made it to the coveted page of Alice's Reading Challenge. Here's what you've accomplished so far:

• Survived the existential dread of reading a whole book in one sitting
• Developed a healthy appreciation for the art of ignoring the outside world while reading
• Maintained a stable relationship with a significant other while consuming an entire novel in one day
• Discovered the secret to living off a diet of solely ramen noodles and books

We're currently on challenge 27, and things are getting weird. The books are getting thicker, and the authors are getting weirder.

Current Stats:

• Pages read: 1,000,000+
• Average reading speed: 1 book every 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds
• Most recent book: "The Incredibly Long and Unnecessarily Complicated Novel of Doom"

Up Next:

Challenge 28: "The Book of Unreadable Texts" – a novel so dense, it'll make your brain scream for mercy.

Will you be able to conquer this behemoth of a book, or will it devour you whole? Only time will tell.

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