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**Rule 1:** Don't actually read anything. We're just pretending.
**Rule 2:** If you do somehow magically end up reading, try to remember what it says, but don't actually think about it.
**Rule 3:** Use Comic Sans. It's the only font that really matters.
What happens if you break the rules
See the leader board for the most unproductive readers
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