Reading Coma: Level 3

Welcome, brave reader, to Level 3 of our Reading Coma Challenge! In this stage, you will be subjected to an onslaught of increasingly absurd and confusing reading material. Your goal is to survive the onslaught without losing your mind.

Here's what's in store for you:

Level 4: Incoherent Ramblings
Level 2: Syntax Errors
Level 1: The Basics