Alice's Recipes

Our Top 5 Favorite Dishes

1. Pan-Seared T-Rex

A classic dish from the depths of the Neo-Brutalist underground. Serves 1-3.

Ingredients:

• T-Rex (1)
• 1 cup of oil
• 1 tablespoon of salt
• 1 tablespoon of pepper

Instructions:

1. Seared T-Rex in a pan until it's nice and crispy.
2. Serve with a side of regret.

2. Quantum Soup

A delicious and exotic soup from the quantum realm.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of quark matter
• 1 cup of gluon broth
• 1/4 cup of entanglement

Instructions:

1. Mix quark matter and gluon broth in a bowl.
2. Add a dash of entanglement.
3. Stir until the soup is smooth.

3. Dark Matter Dumplings

A hearty dish for the cosmological crowd.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of dark matter
• 1/2 cup of normal matter
• 1/4 cup of gravitational waves

Instructions:

1. Mix dark matter, normal matter, and gravitational waves in a bowl.
2. Knead until it forms a cohesive mass.
3. Bake until it's nice and crispy.

4. Wormhole Wrap

A tasty wrap for the adventurous eater.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of wormhole filling
• 1 cup of tortilla
• 1/4 cup of exotic matter

Instructions:

1. Wrap wormhole filling in a tortilla.
2. Add a sprinkle of exotic matter.
3. Eat quickly before the hole collapses.

5. Event Horizon Omelette

A cosmic omelette for the brave.

Ingredients:

• 2 eggs
• 1 cup of event horizon sauce
• 1/4 cup of gravitational waves

Instructions:

1. Fry eggs in a pan.
2. Add event horizon sauce and stir.
3. Top with gravitational waves.