Software Engineer
Skills: Coding, eating pizza, and pretending to be productive
- Freelance Coder
(2018-2022)
- Intern at "Boring Tech Company" (2015-2018)
(2015-2018)
Build a robot that actually functions
- Codecademy: The School of Hard Knocks (2010-2015)
- Eating Cheetos while coding
- Pretending to be a functioning adult
"Code like the wind, except when it's raining." - Alice
Did you know that Alice's cat is secretly a coding mastermind? Ask them for help with your project, they'll probably just ignore you.