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Alice's Schedule
Alice's Schedule
Today:
- 08:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and pretend to be a functioning member of society
- 09:00 AM - Breakfast: 3 bowls of cereal, 4 cups of coffee
- 10:00 AM - Respond to urgent messages from 1984
- 11:00 AM - Practice extreme ironing
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: 3 sandwiches, 2 salads, and a mysterious side of mayonnaise
- 01:00 PM - Meeting with Ministry of Truth
What I'm working on
My thoughts on the meaning of life