Here's a collection of my most favorite, most esteemed, and most completely-made-up diary entries.
It started with a single donut. A donut so divine, so tantalizing, so utterly... vanished. The team was in a panic. Where had it gone?
I, Alice, set out to solve the mystery. I sniffed around the office, following a trail of crumbs and half-eaten dreams. I discovered the perpetrator: Bob from accounting. He claimed he was "researching" the donut.
It's a tale of passion, of conviction, of utter madness. The debate over the best pizza topping: pineapple or no pineapple?
I, Alice, stood firm. I argued, I ranted, I raged. I even cried a little. My colleagues were not amused.