Alice's Secret Society Membership

Exclusive club for the most elite, the crème de la crème, the top-tier. Membership benefits include:

• Early access to the world's most expensive artisanal jam and cheese pairings.
• Free tickets to underground avant-garde performance art events.
• Invitations to private, invite-only, invite-only cocktail parties.
• Free access to our society's extensive, curated collection of vintage, hand-illustrated recipe books.

Current Members:

• Balthazar the Magnificent
• Zelda the Zany
• Balthazar the Magnificent (again, because he's a repeat offender)

Apply for membership today and join the ranks of the truly exceptional! Apply Now