Igor, Member Extraordinaire

Igor is a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of vagueness, and a sultan of the surreal. He's been a member of our secret society for 17 years, 2 months, and 1 day.
When not busy perfecting the art of extreme knitting, Igor can be found sipping coffee at the society's favorite café, Café Chez Alice.
View Igor's Portfolio for a glimpse into his mind-bending, reality-defying works.
See Igor's Achievements for a list of his many, many, many accomplishments.
Confidentially, Igor's superpower is his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.