Meet Charles, one of the bravest subordinates in the land of Alice's team. He's been with us for 3 years, and has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Charles is an expert in procrastination, often taking long coffee breaks to watch cat videos. His favorite pastime is arguing with the coffee machine, which he claims is sentient and plotting against him.
When not busy doing the bare minimum, Charles can be found sipping on a 5 o'clock somewhere, or reorganizing his extensive collection of novelty mugs.
Years of Service: 3
Favorite Food: Cereal (any kind)
Special Skill: Expert-level procrastination