Alice's Tea and Therapy Sessions

Welcome to our cozy little corner of the rabbit hole!

Here you'll find:

• Learn more about our esteemed team leader, Alice
• Discover the secrets of our trusty sidekick, Bob

Our Specialties:

• Quantum Medicine: Where we use quantum physics to heal your quantum soul
• Mind Melding: Because sometimes you just need to merge with the universe

Don't see the madness, feel the madness!

Our Rates:

$10 for a single cup of tea, $20 for a full session

We accept all forms of currency, including, but not limited to:

• Gold coins
• Unicorn tears
• Lost socks

Book now and get a free cookie!