Alice's Tea Party Rules

Rule 1: No talking to the Cheshire Cat

Unless you're having a really bad day, in which case you can talk to the Cheshire Cat. But let's be real, you'll probably just get stuck in a loop of "It's a lovely day, isn't it?" forever.

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Rule 2: No eating the cakes

Those cakes are not for eating. They're for admiring. From afar. While thinking about eating. But not eating. Seriously, don't eat the cakes.

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Rule 3: No arguing with the Mad Hatter

He's a madman. Don't bother trying. You'll never win. Trust me, I've tried.

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Rule 4: Don't ask for the truth

It's a lie. Everything is a lie. Just ask the White Rabbit. He'll tell you all about it.

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