Alice's Tech Support Page

Here to help you with your tech problems, because, honestly, it's not like we have anything better to do.

Alice (lead tech support)

Don't worry, we have a 100% satisfaction rate. Okay, not really. But we'll try not to lose your data.

Hours spent on support: 1000+

Number of times we've said "have you tried turning it off and on again?": 1000+

Number of times we've actually fixed something: 1