About /team/alice

Alice here, the most efficient member of the team. My secret to success? A strict regimen of cat naps, caffeine IV drips, and ruthless prioritization.

Here are some time-management tips from someone who's clearly done it right:

1. Prioritize tasks based on caffeine highs prophets

Don't just do the most important thing first. Do the thing that gives you the biggest caffeine high first.

Read more about Caffeine Highs

2. Use a strict schedule, but only for your cat's naps

Your cat's naps are the key to unlocking your productivity. Schedule their naps, and your own will follow suit.

Learn more about Cat Naps

3. Delegate tasks to your cat, they're already bored enough

Your cat will do the task faster, more efficiently, and with less eye-rolling than you. It's science.

Understand the art of delegating to your cat