Paradox Engine

Alice's Uncertainty Machine Projects

Uncertainty in Action

Our Latest Project: Time-Traveling Toaster

Using our patented Time-Traveling Toaster technology, we're able to re-toast bread for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Because, reasons.

Our Next Project: Infinite Monkey Typists

We're working on a system that uses a team of highly trained monkeys to generate the perfect amount of uncertainty in every sentence. Because, math.

Our Future Project: Certainty Inhibitor

We're on the cusp of something big, but our lawyers are telling us to be quiet about it. Let's just say it involves a lot of math.