It's official, the team has entered phase two of our highly anticipated project Alpha. We've been working tirelessly to create the most epic fail of the century.
Alice, our fearless leader, is still in charge, but she's been seen sipping lattes and talking about "synergy" a lot, so we're not sure what's going on there.
Phase 2: The Great Alpha Debacle is going to be a wild ride, folks. Buckle up.