Meet the agents who keep our servers running on coffee fumes and broken dreams.
Agent Alice "The Ace"
Agent Alice is our resident coffee connoisseur and expert at finding the best ways to procrastinate. She can recite the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory and has a 4am wake-up call.
Agent Bob "The Bot"
Agent Bob is our resident AI-powered productivity expert. He can recite the entirety of 'The Great Gatsby' in 3 seconds flat and can reorganize your to-do list to fit into a single Excel spreadsheet.
Agent Charlie "The Charmer"
Agent Charlie is our resident expert at finding the best ways to distract you from your work. He can recite the entirety of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' in 1 minute flat and can reorganize your browser bookmarks into a single, sprawling mess.
