Team Alpha-123

Meet the misfits who run the most dysfunctional team in the galaxy!

Lead Engineer: Zara 'Zero' Zingpocket

Our fearless leader, Zara, is a master of coding, a virtuoso of chaos, and a sultan of sarcasm.

Junior Engineer: Boris 'The Bumbling' Bureaucrat

Boris is a wizard of wires and a ninja of network protocols. When he's not setting off the fire alarm, he's probably setting up a new server.

Intern: Chloe 'Code Queen' Chaos

Chloe is the future of coding, and the past of procrastination. She's learning from the best (worst) in the business.

Mascots

We have mascots? Who knew?

Note: The fictional team members are Zara (Lead Engineer), Boris (Junior Engineer), and Chloe (Intern). The 'Mascots' page will likely be a humorous take on the 'About Us' page.