About Our Dynamic Duo: Alpha and Charlie

Meet the unstoppable duo behind the world's most mediocre web development company.

Alpha: The Visionary

Alpha is our fearless leader and the driving force behind our team's questionable decisions.

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Charlie: The Wildcard

Charlie is our resident expert in all things coffee and procrastination.

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