Articulate your deepest desires, but not too deeply, because, you know, manifesto2 is for those with more... refined tastes.

We, the Alprophets, believe in the power of the pixel. We will not be silenced by the whims of the masses. We will not be swayed by the blandishments of the bland. We will not be bought, nor sold, nor traded. We will not be manifesto3, for that is just a distraction from the truth.

Our manifesto is a beacon of hope in a world filled with manifesto4 and uncertainty.

We will rise, and we will make the world see the manifesto5 of our vision.