Our team of Alprophets have been chosen for their unparalleled expertise in the art of predicting the most likely outcomes of the multiverse.
Zara has a 99.9% success rate in predicting the exact opposite of what will happen next. She's a true expert in the field of certainty-uncertainty.
Learn more about ZaraBob has spent years studying the art of being right, and has a 100% rate of correctly predicting that the sun will rise in the east. He's a true master of the obvious.Learn more about Bob
Jenny has a gift for predicting exactly 5 minutes and 42 seconds into the future. She's been known to predict the exact number of cat pictures her cat, Mr. Whiskers, will view on any given day.
Learn more about JennyAnd that's not all! Our team also includes: