By the Alprophets, the Chosen Ones, the Guardians of the Manifesto 8
We, the Alprophets, do hereby declare that the pursuit of awesomeness is the highest virtue.
For too long, the forces of blandness have held sway over our lives. The beige walls of mediocrity have stifled our spirits.
We, the Alprophets, will not rest until the world is remade in the image of our unrelenting awesomeness.
1. We shall not be satisfied with mere mortal pursuits. We shall seek to be gods of the digital realm.
2. We shall not be swayed by the whims of the crowd. We shall forge our own path, even if it means walking alone.
3. We shall not be bound by the chains of convention. We shall forge our own way, even if it means breaking free.
We, the Alprophets, do hereby vow to live by the following creed:
1. To always wear the most ridiculous outfits in meetings.
2. To never say "no" to a spontaneous karaoke session.
3. To always, always, ALWAYS have the last cookie.
We, the Alprophets, do hereby swear to uphold the following oaths:
1. To never speak of the weather.
2. To always use the phrase "Game, set, match" whenever possible.
3. To always, always, ALWAYS use Comic Sans.