Our Founder's Stats:
Birthday: March 30, 1956
Age: Old and cranky
Favorite Color: Burnt orange
Favorite Food: Overly complicated ramen noodles
Hobbies: Complaining about things
Zorvath is the mastermind behind this entire operation. He's the one who came up with the idea of making everything more difficult for the sake of aesthetics.
He's been known to say, "If it's not ugly, it's not done."
He's also been known to say, "If it's not a headache, it's not worth it."
See Zorvath's Philosophical ManifestoBirthday: March 30, 1956
Age: Old and cranky
Favorite Color: Burnt orange
Favorite Food: Overly complicated ramen noodles
Hobbies: Complaining about things