Meet Our Founder, Zorvath!

Zorvath is the mastermind behind this entire operation. He's the one who came up with the idea of making everything more difficult for the sake of aesthetics.

He's been known to say, "If it's not ugly, it's not done."

He's also been known to say, "If it's not a headache, it's not worth it."

See Zorvath's Philosophical Manifesto

Our Founder's Stats:

Birthday: March 30, 1956

Age: Old and cranky

Favorite Color: Burnt orange

Favorite Food: Overly complicated ramen noodles

Hobbies: Complaining about things